FAQs

Crooked Tea is what happens when boring tea stops being polite and starts getting real. It’s bold, organic, and just a little bit rude—because who wants well-behaved tea anyway?

Let’s be clear: We don’t mess with dirty alcohol!
Our teas are made with our Proprietary Organic Alcohol, made with organic ingredients including: quinoa, millet, amaranth, and cassava root.

Yes! Don’t believe us? Check out our nutrition panel, you must not see those often on alcoholic beverages 😉

Oh, you want the tea on our tea? Take a seat…

• Calories: 80 per can — because we’re not here to weigh you down.
• Sugar: Zero.
• Carbs: 0g
• Alcohol: A 4% ABV to keep things fun but not sloppy.
• Gluten: None. We wouldn’t do you dirty like that.

Basically, it’s everything you want and nothing you don’t. You’re welcome.

There are 8 cans per pack.

Crooked Tea is sold in retail stores, bars, restaurants and other locations nationwide. You can use our product locator to search for availability near you. Our listings are regularly updated so if you don’t find a location near you, please fill out our Request a Store Form or email info@crookedtea.com so we can try to help.

Tongue. Chief Rude Officer, Tongue, that is.

It’s not rude, its brewed! But our friend Tongue, would say otherwise.

Cheeks. Nice to meet you! 

There are 8 in a pack for a reason 😉

Currently, we have Lemon Tea, Peach Tea and Raspberry Tea. Stay tuned for additional flavors coming soon!

Unfortunately, we are not allowed to sell online.
DoorDash, Instacart, and other select alcohol delivery sites.

Our teas contain 80 calories per can.

Zero. Yes, that’s right. We use organic stevia leaf extract, a smart sweetener that is derived from natural sources.

Each can is 4% alcohol by volume (ABV)

Crooked Tea has 0g carbs in it. Yes, you read that right.

Yes.

Nope. No carbonation here. Since when does tea have bubbles?!